Funny Quotes
The word "Boob" is the perfect word. The B looks like an aerial view of them, the 2 o's look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view.
If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Everything is happy as long as it's happening to someone else.
Guys are like lava lamps. They are fun to look at, just not so bright.
Keep smiling. It makes people wonder what you're up to.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate a lot of interest.
Men, chocolate, and coffee..some things are just better rich.
People like you are the reason why people like me need medication!
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people.
You're as fake as your bag.
