Women are magic creatures: they get wet without water, bleed without being injured, give milk without eating grass, & can make boneless meat ROCK HARD!
I like to do things that the censors won't pass.
Nice pants..can I test the zipper?
Don't stick your tongue out unless you plan to use it!
Sex is evil. Evil's a sin. Sins are forgiven. So let's begin!
When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
Sex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it.